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A public service anouncement by Beowulf-Kennedy A public service anouncement by Beowulf-Kennedy
I found this [link] in my wanderings and HAD to make a counterpoint to it! No sense in telling only half the story about Furry, ay? ^_^

If this offends you,.... maybe it applies to you? ;3
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:iconnerdywitchoftheweb:
NerdyWitchoftheWeb Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2010
You amaze me. Seriously, this is epic win.

:iconyouwinplz:
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:iconthe-tod:
the-tod Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2010
I agree.
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:iconfreakwolf:
FreakWolf Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2009
Heh truth fresh and uncensored , nice way to make things equal, althought people might think the "bad" text is bigger than the "good" text
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:iconshrikefox:
Shrikefox Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2009
This sir, is win.
Pity there are always people who take things too far.
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:iconboomonster:
BooMonster Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2008
I just refound this XD
I would love a shirt of this some day. I'm terrified some of this will happen at Furry Fiesta when I go. Especially being tackle glomped by a guy twice my weight. I mean, I'm pretty tiny, but I also would hate for them to hurt my baby.
I know :D I'll wear a very very long spiked belt.
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:iconevertide:
Evertide Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2008   Writer
>_> I just wish furs with a sense of normalcy would realize it doesn't have to be the way it is.
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:iconzerry:
zerry Featured By Owner May 13, 2008
Huge freakin' high five, man. Try as we might to support the fandom, it's painfully clear that it attracts some people who pretty much define creepy :fear:
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:iconindicalemming:
IndicaLemming Featured By Owner May 9, 2008
Totally right on man! Ha!
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:iconmultani82:
multani82 Featured By Owner May 8, 2008
yours if far superior than to the original. I can't believe the fucking drama that ensued because of this. MAKE SHIRTS OF THIS DAMN YOU!
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:iconobsidianwolfess:
ObsidianWolfess Featured By Owner May 8, 2008
I'll leave a better comment.

Wow, yours is actually funny. :heart: I love the warning design around it too. It's a superior use of communication graphics. :)

I second =Idess.
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:iconobsidianwolfess:
ObsidianWolfess Featured By Owner May 8, 2008
LOLOLOL! I LIKE THIS VERSION BETTER! :D
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:iconcarnival:
carnival Featured By Owner May 7, 2008  Professional Traditional Artist
lawl~
the war still rages then ^^;
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner May 7, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I cried when they deleted this on FA. Dave Hyena is a lulzkiller.
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:iconbeowulf-kennedy:
Beowulf-Kennedy Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
Damn right, he is! Fucker messaged me twice before nuking my entry. o.O
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner May 7, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh jeez. :lol:

I fukken saved the page, though, so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the comments he/we made are intact and ready to be extracted for lulz. We just need to find somebody ambitious enough to write the ED article. :paranoid:

It'll probably end up being me. :saddrunk:
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner May 8, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed. It will be ED'd when I have the time. :B
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner May 8, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Phail. :unimpressed:
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:iconbeowulf-kennedy:
Beowulf-Kennedy Featured By Owner May 8, 2008
Seriously. If you have screencaps or the whole page saved, I would LOVE to see it! This is history of Furry drama on levels of goddamn epic hilarity! =3
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner May 8, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
Indeed. When the ED train gets a-rollin' all the lulz will be revived.
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:iconkawaiifurball:
kawaiifurball Featured By Owner May 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Heh, nice.
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:iconfullmetal-mateo:
FullMetal-Mateo Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
I've found myself nodding at a few of these as I remember a few points relating to somethings I've been through. accurate enough ... oh yes.
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:iconretehi:
Retehi Featured By Owner May 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
FA admins are like school in summertime.
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:iconthebrownwolf:
thebrownwolf Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
School in summertime?
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:iconretehi:
Retehi Featured By Owner May 7, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YEAH BITCH SCHOO IN SUMMATIME OPEN YO !@#$ING EARS !@#$ING HO I'LL POP YO BITCH ASS
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:iconwolvenrage:
WolvenRage Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
Funny but true.
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:iconstarlightcorvina:
StarlightCorvina Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
Goddamn furfags trying to ruin our fun (on FA).
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:iconzinacat:
zinacat Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
Faving this here, since it was removed from FA. D:
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:iconkoifishsushi:
KoiFishSushi Featured By Owner May 7, 2008
Damn bawwwers getting this taken off of FA. ::re faves::
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:iconnightmaremj:
NightmareMJ Featured By Owner May 6, 2008   Digital Artist
Interestingly I've only experienced or seen about ...half of these happen XD(the worster ones -the drama things for the most part usually.)
In my many many years of being involved in teh "furry"

Bwahaha I love this its so sweet :D
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:iconterry-coldfire:
Terry-Coldfire Featured By Owner May 6, 2008   Writer
That is halarious! So much of that is true and poo poo on anybody who gets offended by it. I like it much and must fav.^^
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:iconsausabe:
Sausabe Featured By Owner May 4, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
SUPAR-LULZ at the original. And this just bloody rocks. :heart: You win a billion internetz.
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RagabashMoon Featured By Owner May 4, 2008
Ha ha yeah... there are people who like pictures and games with human-like animals... then there are the freakish furries that want it all sexual that make you go WTF!!? I have a lot of friends in the previous category, and we all cringe at the "furry community" sometimes, so all your "points" are right on! HAHA.
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CassidyPeterson Featured By Owner May 4, 2008  Hobbyist
I lol'd. Hard. At both.
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:iconragabashmoon:
RagabashMoon Featured By Owner May 4, 2008
Yeah, the "original" was just so hilarious because it was so... so... there is no words to describe it... except maybe "denial"

Beowulf-Kennedy's version is hilarious because it's actually true.
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shamoncornell Featured By Owner May 8, 2008  Hobbyist
I'd say a few examples could work.

"Deluded", "Naive", "inexperienced", and "likely fourteen years old". Well, the last one's more than one word, but it still fits. He's still in the "MY subculture is better than ALL subcultures!" mentality. Much like goths who go around saying they're more "unique" than anyone else, 'cos gee, they got themselves a packaged rebellion from their parents.
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DrakeRogers Featured By Owner May 2, 2008
*clones himself to 1000 to give a thunderous round of applause* ^^
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:iconbeowulf-kennedy:
Beowulf-Kennedy Featured By Owner May 3, 2008
*bows, smiling broadly* :3
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:iconvuldari:
Vuldari Featured By Owner May 2, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
So very very true ... (I find this to be far more accurate than the message it is a response to).

This is why, even as an Anthro Enthusiast, I have steered away from associating myself as a "Furry".

... there is what many CLAIM it is about ... and there is the mind-bending, disturbing TRUTH.



I adore all of the fellow Anthro and Animal enthusiasts like myself who have managed to distance themselves and avoid most or all of the things listed above, and just be fans and fun people. ( ... it's the statistical majority that is DEFINED by the above list that scare me)


BRAVO for having the guts to be HONEST!


[[BTW : You mis-spelled "philosOphical" in the left column]]
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Beowulf-Kennedy Featured By Owner May 3, 2008
Havent used the term in refrence to myself, either! If anyone asks, I just call 'em "fantasy art conventions". X3

I dont know about majority or minority ammounts, but it is sad enough to realize that alot of this and other wild crap takes place on such a regular basis. But you've got the right mentality to approach how you interact with others, not only in cons but in life as well: associating with the best and most uplifting people. :3

Thanks for both the spellcheck and the good wrods, Vuldari! Greatly appreciated and I'm glad I could impress! :D
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furry-jackal Featured By Owner May 2, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
And people wonder why, despite having a furry avatar and such... the furry culture scares me! :D You hit it right on the head!
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Beowulf-Kennedy Featured By Owner May 3, 2008
The truth may hurt, but its also funny! Glad to know I'd hit the mark with this hooplah, though. I hate bullshit, especially when I tell it myself, even if on accident! XD
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Idess Featured By Owner May 2, 2008  Professional General Artist
The original was: :|
Yours is: :D

Really, hilarious. And sadly most of it (if not all of it? Hmm) is true! Haha. Great job.
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KenJKitsune Featured By Owner May 2, 2008
This, my friends, is why I don't go to conventions...not to mention why I don't put myself out that far into the fandom. I like my secluded cave, kthx.

That out of the way, this is sheer brilliance. You win the internet with this one. XD
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Beowulf-Kennedy Featured By Owner May 3, 2008
I win internets, OMG! *rides around in his big truck, clogging a series of tubes to celebrate* XD

*bows* Thankye, Ken. Glad I could impress. :3
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:iconkenjkitsune:
KenJKitsune Featured By Owner May 3, 2008
LOL! You're very welcome.

Keep up the amazing work! = )
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:iconjodimest:
jodimest Featured By Owner May 2, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I like this one better! Thankfully I've never been tackle glomped... then again, I try to keep a low profile.
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:iconfurry-jackal:
furry-jackal Featured By Owner May 2, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What's even worse is when you're tackle-glomped by complete strangers and you actually have a sense of "Hey I don't know you. Only my friends get to do that!" and they look at you as if you're some sort of freak of nature who has declared a mortal sin! O.O!
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:iconilkarin:
Ilkarin Featured By Owner May 2, 2008
Ahh, the facts of life of furry...
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:iconbadlanna:
badlanna Featured By Owner May 2, 2008
what is "being slipped a mickey" ?

good stuff
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:iconstigmartyr762:
Stigmartyr762 Featured By Owner May 3, 2008  Hobbyist Artist
Never accept drinks unless you see the bartender make it or you make it yourself and never let go of your drink, if you do the drink is not safe.
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