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And i don't think whoever is twice my weight would be alive for much longer, because that would make them 260Kg. and i doubt they would be able to jump up either
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It's 3:00 in the morning in Minnesota. I really need a camel.
Maybe you should add:
Finding out there are some people who will shag you for art
(It happened to a friend...he liked it...*shudders*)
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"To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."
~Tennyson
Yes, I also do commission work.
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~dtf-stock stock account; ~world-of-zekira rpg / adoptable account
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"When I was forced to stand at the edge of a cliff
adversity grabbed me by the arm
and i saw where i belonged for the very first time
to a field even more vast, to some place even deeper and bigger
I just faced the utterly unpredictable world"@Y.Kanno
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Normal people... believe that if it ain't broke, don't fix it. Engineers believe that if it ain't broke, it doesn't have enough features yet.
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