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Sanity is just our brain trying to impose rules upon us.
And speaking of imposing rules.... go to this site if you like anime - [link]
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"..Because all else is shadows and dust."
An open mind is worth a hundred lives.
Here's to the pencil pushers; may they all get lead poisoning.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'm gonna to take over.
Rangers lead the way.
Knowing that, I think you might get a kick out of me describing some of the abilities Asta has. Know how a necromancer has complete controll over dead things? Imagine that, except with all things fleshey and living. ^_^
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All the right things for all the right reasons.
Respect for the truth is the basis for all upstanding moral character.
COMPLACENCY IS FOR PUSSIES! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
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...She can control all living creatures? She should SO meet one of my characters.
You can be safe in betting none of them are doing it of their free will, nor do they know what they're doing.
Hey, do you have AIM? If so, send it to me in a note, I'm going to be home for a few more hours doing absolutely nothing.
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"..Because all else is shadows and dust."
An open mind is worth a hundred lives.
Here's to the pencil pushers; may they all get lead poisoning.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell's afraid I'm gonna to take over.
Rangers lead the way.
Jon
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His name was Solo, he was a pirate. With a blaster at his side and a smile twelve parsecks wide.
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